February 2012
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High School Kids: Annoying people.
College Kids: Taller annoying people.
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Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny
everytime
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“Who hasn’t made mistakes? I once french-kissed a dog at a party to try to...”
– Liz Lemon (via ims0awesome)
Things I did today:
conceptualnudity:
nap
check out eight books on pornography from the library
~my girlfriend is a freak~ (except she had to do it for homework so dont h8)
wearingallyourcoats asked: whats the meaning behind your url?
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baby lesbian
My family and I were watching old videos of us at a camp and at the time I was 7 and my entrance to the film was me walking up to my mom and reaching for her arms but then grabbing her breasts instead ~I guess I knew what I liked at a very young age ~
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Anonymous asked: Congrats to you and your girlfriend, you seem truly happy with each other and i hope one day i could love somebody as much. how do you find a potential girlfriend? i have a friend i am falling for, from what i know she isn't LGTBQ, but some of the things lately make me think otherwise. i barely have a functioning gaydar but certain actions(as you love to point out a girl who owns tegan and...
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conceptualnudity:
alldelightedpeople:
what if only start responding to my middle name which is emmanuelle
emmanuelle go to your room
emmanuelle you’re grounded
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I love how in Scrabble you can get ridiculous amounts of points for the dumbest of words but only a few points for complex words like bish yes I did just get 56 points for spelling poop now what
“My eyes were often full of tears (I could not tell why) and at times a flood...”
– Dubliners, James Joyce (via ranknshank)
fuckyealiz:
i hope one day i can get over the fear of pooping at a house that isn’t mine before something awful and unfixable happens to my excretory system
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– (via myownlittleplace)
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hellomynameisbuckbeak asked: do you have a last fm by chance?
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words to live by
At a party last night someone’s child was sitting at the table eating and his mother was near him explaining how certain foods are Mexican and others are not. She was saying “ribs are just ribs, and chicken is just chicken.” He made a sound that suggested he understood, until he opened his mouth and said “and farts are just farts.”
“Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.”
– e. e. cummings (via conceptualnudity)
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